Princess Motherfukin' Luna - Female - Equestria

hey.. how u and I can talk in private? im new here.. and I got something to talk with u

Princess Motherfukin' Luna updated her profile information.

She uses her swift spy like moves to watch her from a dense bush from far away. She says nothing to trying to keep the element of surprise on her side. She slowly pulls out her mailbag, and pulls out ...

Crimson

Excuse me. I believe you are an admin/peacekeeper? You seemed to have banned one of my friends on here but I don't think she did anything at all to deserve it. Her name is Firework. Is it possible at ...

Princess Motherfukin' Luna

If she believes she was wrongfully banned, she's welcome to send an email to our appeals address, which I believe has already been done.

April 28, 2013
·
Brohoof Un-brohoof
·
0 people

Crimson

Oh well ok. Thank you. It would be nice if she can get her account back. I wonder what happened?

April 28, 2013
·
Brohoof Un-brohoof
·
0 people

Derpy Hooves

((I miss your awesome tales. ;-; ))

Marmalade brohoofs this.

Princess Motherfukin' Luna

((I know, I miss them too. They'll be back in the future, I swear!))

May 1, 2013
·
Brohoof Un-brohoof
·
0 people

Derpy Hooves

((Okay good. O3O I'll be waiting then, and watching you from a bush from afar.))

May 1, 2013
·
Brohoof Un-brohoof
·
1 person

Fire Spark

I believe we were in the midst of a hug war.

Princess Motherfukin' Luna

Yeah, that sounds like us.

May 1, 2013
·
Brohoof Un-brohoof
·
0 people

Yamato

I am curious...Do you receive a lot of hugs?

Princess Twinkle brohoofs this.

View all 6 comments

Princess Motherfukin' Luna

Nah. I like 'em.

May 2, 2013
·
Brohoof Un-brohoof
·
0 people

Yamato

Well, that good. As I find it, hugs are the gate way to friendships.

May 2, 2013
·
Brohoof Un-brohoof
·
0 people

Tray Hunter

I knew, I saw a hat! How´s things going in Awesome-Equestria, my Motherfuckin´ Princess?

Princess Motherfukin' Luna

"Oh, can't complain, bro." The moonly mare smiles, spreading her majestic wings wide and letting a soft smile spread across her motherfukin' muzzle. "How're you doin'?"

May 1, 2013
·
Brohoof Un-brohoof
·
0 people

Tray Hunter

Pretty good. Can´t complain too much. *He smirks at the motherfuckin' display of wingwork* Lookin´ good, sistah!

May 2, 2013
·
Brohoof Un-brohoof
·
0 people

Princess Motherfukin' Luna

"PONONONONIES!" Luna calls out, settling into her fancy executive office chair after a long hiatus. "Okay, ponies. Quick post tonight because I want to get back into the swing of things."

Reclining in ...

"PONONONONIES!" Luna calls out, settling into her fancy executive office chair after a long hiatus. "Okay, ponies. Quick post tonight because I want to get back into the swing of things."

Reclining in her seat with a hearty "WHOOMP" that Luna made with both her mouth and the sound of the leather hitting her majestic frame, Luna keeps talking because you can't shut her up. "So, ponies, Obama is giving a speech tomorrow at the police academy that is, no kidding, a thousand feet from my house. I checked on Google Maps and everything. And, ponies, I'm going to be walking home from school tomorrow and I'll be trying REALLY hard not to be suspicious and I just know I'm going to fuck up and, like, wear a shirt that says "I'm going to murder the President" or something. Or, you know, I'll get a boner at the wrong time and the cops will thing I'm hiding a gun in my pants and be like "IS THAT A GUN" and I'll be like "IM JUST HAPPY TO SEE YOU I SWEAR" I mean, I'm pretty inconspicuous when I'm just going about my business, but when I'm trying to hide something I just know I'll screw it up somehow. And if I don't, something else will and my aunt Murder The President O'Withagun (old Slovenian name, I swear) will call and I'll have to answer it before it reads her name out loud and she is REALLY unpleasant to talk to because she's got that deep, raspy pack-a-day smoker's voice and I swear you can smell that breath over the phone. Plus, she's always like 'why don't you ever call me' and 'how do erasers work' and I don't know how erasers work! I keep meaning to ask someone and I never get around to it! I NEVER GET AROUND TO IT"

By now, Luna has tears streaming down her face and is pounding her hooves on the broadcasting desk. "I JUST DON'T KNOW"

Anyways, the majestic moonly mare ends up collapsed on the ground in a fetal position, chewing on her immaterial tail for some semblance of comfort.

Soon, the Nostalgia Absence Rectification System (or NARS) kicks in and a recording of the mad mare's voice crackles onto the airwaves. "Anyways, ponies, have some nostalgia. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbxUONuHf0I Get it? Cats with scratch. Ha. Ha. Ha. It's funny because scratching is something cats do and 'scratch' is slang for money. Keep your hooves on the ground and keep reaching for the moon. Night!"

Luna doesn't even bother getting into bed. She eventually cries herself to sleep right there on the hardwood floor.

Night!

View Less

Octavia and Serene Breeze brohoof this.

Princess Motherfukin' Luna

The motherfukin moonly mare shrugs and is all like, "The one near my house?"

April 7, 2013
·
Brohoof Un-brohoof
·
0 people

Princess Motherfukin' Luna posted a comment on her photo

((Yeah, I see where you'd get that, with the cloud and the sun and all.))