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Derpy Hooves
Lives in Ponyville, Ponyville Equestria ·
Born on November 10, 1990
Carrot Top hadn't seen her friend the mailmare in a while. she pursed her lips in thought as she walked around ponyville,looking for the ditzy blonde pegasus..

- May 11, 2013 2:56 pm
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The Doctor slowly reached a hoof up to knock on the mailmare's door, then withdrew it.
He shifted uncomfortably for a second, then knocked four times. After a second of hesitation, he knocked a fifth ...
He shifted uncomfortably for a second, then knocked four times. After a second of hesitation, he knocked a fifth ...
The Doctor
"Oi!"
The Doctor began hammering manically on the door.
"Don't leave! I've got a card that says so! Look at the card!"
He reached into his coat to pull out the Psychic Paper, and continued knocking furiously with his other hoof.
"You're making a huge mistake! There's.. Cyanide in the coffee beans!"
The Doctor began hammering manically on the door.
"Don't leave! I've got a card that says so! Look at the card!"
He reached into his coat to pull out the Psychic Paper, and continued knocking furiously with his other hoof.
"You're making a huge mistake! There's.. Cyanide in the coffee beans!"
- April 8, 2013
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- Brohoof
Derpy Hooves
The curtians of the door brushed aside, the green eyes scrutinizing the card. "...It's blank." She opened the door. "You must be The Doctor." She walked out of the way of the door and went into the kitchen. "Celestia knows Derpy and Dinky talk about you enough..." Rustling of caramic on caramic came...
- April 29, 2013
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- Brohoof
Derpy Hooves posted on Miss Rarity's wall.
Derpy Hooves, the residant mailmare for Ponyville, focused on the adress for the next package she had to deliver. "This one goes to... Rarity!" She read the name and smiled. "I know where she lives." ...
Derpy Hooves
"I've been doing alright. Got in trouble at work again, I sent a package to the wrong place again." She giggled a little. "Are you going to be in the fashion show this year?" She looked behind the mare, trying to catch a glimps at some of the dresses. "I have been wanting to take my Dinky up there s...
- March 14, 2013
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- Brohoof
Miss Rarity
"Yes I am!" She said with a big smile "My spring lineup will be showcased and I've worked quite hard getting it together" she wiped her brow "Dinky? Oh how is she doing?"
- March 14, 2013
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- Brohoof
They gray pegasus looked a little disgruntled. "Why does everypony think my love only revolved around Muffins and The Doctor? Sure I love muffins and my time with The Doctor. But I do enjoy other thin...
"So what do you think?"
The Doctor asked, closing the door and descending the stairs. He gestured to the newer, bluer interior of the TARDIS, clearly pleased with it.
"Can't say I'll miss the glass floo...
The Doctor asked, closing the door and descending the stairs. He gestured to the newer, bluer interior of the TARDIS, clearly pleased with it.
"Can't say I'll miss the glass floo...
Derpy Hooves
The mare's ears pinned back, the way they do when she feels she's getting scolded. "But Sugar Cube Corner is good, and the Cakes are very nice." She smiled sheepishly.
She ran a hoof along the console. "Where were you wanting to go?"
She ran a hoof along the console. "Where were you wanting to go?"
- February 23, 2013
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- Brohoof
The Doctor
He did a bit of the awkward hoof gestures he was famous for, sputtering slightly.
"Fine!"
The Doctor looked back at the console and started typing.
"Sugar Cube Corner. But in March! And three years ago, I'd still like a bit of excitement out of this, and I love their shamrock cupcakes."
The lights on t...
"Fine!"
The Doctor looked back at the console and started typing.
"Sugar Cube Corner. But in March! And three years ago, I'd still like a bit of excitement out of this, and I love their shamrock cupcakes."
The lights on t...
- February 24, 2013
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- Brohoof
Derpy Hooves updated her profile information.
Derpy Hooves went from being "In a relationship" to "It's complicated"














